October 2009
6 posts
September 2009
93 posts
mliaverage:
Today, during dinner, my mom said, “knock knock” right in the middle of a story I was telling. A little annoyed, I turned to her and responded with the normal, “whose there?”. She said “Kanye West”. I love my mom. MLIA.
Star Wars(geeky movies) beats out Slutty Costumes...
mliaverage:
Today, I went to the Halloween store with my 13-year-old sister and her girlfriends. All her friends immediately went to the ‘sexy vampiress & other slutty costumes’ aisle whilst my little sister carefully studied the Star Wars costumes to see if they included every detail. I taught her well. MLIA.
“I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as...”
– Jim Halpert (via meghanclaire) (via lonelytourist)
Pirates and Ninjas
mliaverage:
Today, my teacher was wearing a black tie with small, white skull and crossbones on it. One of my classmates raised her hand and complimented it. My teacher responded, “Thanks! It’s my favorite tie because it has the pirate sign and ninjas!” One of the girls next to me said, “I don’t see the ninjas.” My teacher replied, “Then they’re doing their job.” New favorite teacher. MLIA